Well folks, there are very few words. The picture speaks for itself. This has to be the worst Bigfoot doll in history.
I'm not going to bother with the glaring problems with this thing but I will say that the Brooke Shield eyebrows are especially bad. Feel free to dissect this monstrosity, it's not going to be difficult.
Wow, this is so awful, I'm at a loss for words. Grown men playing with not one doll, but TWO...no make that three. Or is this the juvenile? Any way. Grown men + Bigfoot dolls = weird shit.